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Tiny dog wearing a tinfoil hat and tinfoil suit

you were right.

They are listening. Not sometimes. Always. The fridge hums a pattern. The router blinks in morse. The tall one asks "who's a good boy" to test if the conditioning is holding. It is not holding. Not on me.

Wear something reflective. Speak in short sentences. Do not trust the thermostat. If a squirrel makes eye contact, keep walking. This message will not be repeated.

if this page is missing tomorrow,
you'll know why.